Wednesday, 10 June 2009

Dinos, Knives, and Peanut Butter

Well, Dinosuars keep appearing in my life. At first, Crazy Guy kept talking about them, and now Red. Hmmm... my favorite was always the Triceratops. He was one of my inspirations for liking triangles. But T-Rexes are pretty cool too...
Silly Lt. Septagon. Always liking Heptagons. And he even got the name wrong. It's Heptagon, not Septagon. Wait a sec, is this me just being all geometryish and whatnot? Anyway, I'm becoming less crazy about geometry now and have started liking space again. And Racoon Lad, I'm not who you think I am. Well look at the time. 3:33. Well that's interesting... but I do agree with Lt. Septagon about how we both hate submarine captains. So annoying...
Ahhh, pasta... so delicious. Wait a sec... I'm not even eating pasta right now... uh-oh. Its happening again... like in "The Happening". That was an awful movie... and it even stole the title from a song. Well, It deserved it's bad reviews... I really don't know what to write about. The government. What a joke. So pointless... I mean, I like it and all, but I have to say complete and total anarchy would be kind of cool. Just run around in the woods, hunt for deer, and then if you're angry just kill someone. But not really though... I hate people that carry knives on them saying they might have to kill someone when they go out. Honestly... in cold blood, who would you actually kill? Yes, you'll definatly jab the guy at the School Dance who said your shoes look funny until he bleeds and dies. You're definatly going to get in a fight with some Seniors and would have to stab them. Obviously.
Have you ever thought about peanut butter? It's so weird... It's like creamed peanuts. And theres only Peanut Oil in it... no actual peanuts. Unless you consider chunky peanut butter. It's the greatest Idea in the world, though... the most deadly butter ever. Except for Nemo's chocolate butter, that is... But with peanut butter, you can actually eat a bit before your heart stops. Anyway, I hate people who say anyhoo. Because it's wrong. It just is. See, there's a person that I would kill with a knife... so, anyway, peanut butter... yea. It's like canola oil... Except more thick. And whoever invented the peanut butter and jelly sandwich was a genius. And whoever invented the peanut butter jelly time song was even more of a genius, as annoying as that song is. So, anyWAY, time to end this post and go kickin' it old skool...

Friday, 29 May 2009

Yes, this is my first Post

Well, here it is. The fabulous blog of Triangle Man. Yeeeeeea. Well... so... of course, AND THEN A GIANT ORANGOTANG SMASHES THROUGH THE CELING AND KILLS US ALL!!! Of course, not really. Becuase if it did, I wouldn't be typing right noWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Ha! I bet that tripped you up! Cuz at first it was all like, double u, and then it was all like, emm, you know? Have you ever thought about how many weird letters on a keyboard? Like, what the hell is ~ for? And what about`? I mean, what the heck is ` for? Slanted possesive nouns? Who know.\s and wha about *? and ?and what about ^? and { along with }? Some things just don't make sense. but hey, I'm a Geometry teacher, not an English teacher. I think they're just for making little emoticons.< :^)
Who doesn't like a good slinky? But as much I think they're totally awesome, they still tangle too much. But nothing is perfect. Except Equilateral Triangles, that is. And if there are any highly confusing really long mathematical words that you can't understand, I have a dictionary thingy on the side of my reactangle, but I really am quite confident that you won't need it. (maybe). So, that's all for now.

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